Quotes
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
P.J. O'Rourke
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Homer Simpson
Elwood Blues : It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues : Hit it!Dan Akroyd as "Elwood" and John Belushi as "Jake" in The Blues Brothers.